By: The Surly Badger
Grease makes way more sense when it’s looked at as a Scientology parable.
View ArticleBy: porkythefirst
As a child I had a mean crush on Olivia Newton-John, and she still looks pretty good for what, 60′s? But that fucking Taint O’ Travolta all over her…
View ArticleBy: Dorothy
What an arrogant bint. Scientologists also believe that they can raise the (recently) dead. Wacky fuckers.
View ArticleBy: Patty Boots
Oh, I’m sure the guy wasn’t just being nice so he wouldn’t publicly embarrass a celebrity who was attending his buddy’s event.
View ArticleBy: Shop 101
Never underestimate the power of <em>wiry, unkempt pubic hair</em>. Or the number of men in Shanghai who can identify John's penis. Never underestimate John.
View ArticleBy: The Evil Twin
Wait, are you sure he didn’t mean he healed him by getting the guy to massage his c*ck?
View ArticleBy: Alcoholics Gratuitous
You see, pain has nothing to do with nerve endings or all that science junk, it’s cause by fears, which are caused by Thetans, which need money to escape our bodies.
View ArticleBy: Junker23
I thought the headline said Travolta healed someone with Scientology <i>music</i>. Either way, the image of him poppin' in a CD full of Tom Cruise's parts from <i>Rock of...
View ArticleBy: Rawhead Wrecks
He’s been warned about “staying outside of the bathing suit area” when doing those “touch assists.”
View ArticleBy: Rawhead Wrecks
My guess is either it was ‘shopped on his bald dome afterwards, or it’s some of that spray Hair-In-a-Can.
View ArticleBy: Feklhr
Travolta had offered Touch Assist on some of the Penn State victims, but was oddly declined.
View ArticleBy: jeremyhyler
or that static hair you drag with a magnet that those toys were made out of.
View ArticleBy: Stinky Pete
Surprised he agreed to work on an ankle, usually he specializes in lower back injuries and hemorrhoids.
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